Patrick Hastie: Comedian. Dancer. Liar.

May 24
Season 3 of my podcast The Tolstoi Made Shoes Podcast (the name is clunky, but it’s a Vonnegut reference so go fuck yourself) is coming back! Since I live in Brooklyn and John lives in Chicago, I’ll be hosting alone again. So there will be another shift in format, but look for a bunch of new guests AND some fun old ones!
Subscribe on itunes here, follow the twitter and visit the tumblr!
Now, to catch up, below I’ve posted 10 of my favorite episodes from Season 1 and Season 2. Enjoy! Or don’t!
Episode 107: Andrew Lopez

Episode 110: Jermaine Fowler

Episode 112: Luke Ritter

Episode 201: Brandon Ream
Episode 202: Toll McGrane  
Episode 205: Willie Fratto-Farrell

Episode 208: Gideon Hambright

Episode 213: Derek Moulds

Episode 216: Colin Ryan

Episode 218: Jack Lewis

Season 3 of my podcast The Tolstoi Made Shoes Podcast (the name is clunky, but it’s a Vonnegut reference so go fuck yourself) is coming back! Since I live in Brooklyn and John lives in Chicago, I’ll be hosting alone again. So there will be another shift in format, but look for a bunch of new guests AND some fun old ones!

Subscribe on itunes here, follow the twitter and visit the tumblr!

Now, to catch up, below I’ve posted 10 of my favorite episodes from Season 1 and Season 2. Enjoy! Or don’t!

Episode 107: Andrew Lopez

Episode 110: Jermaine Fowler

Episode 112: Luke Ritter

Episode 201: Brandon Ream

Episode 202: Toll McGrane

Episode 205: Willie Fratto-Farrell

Episode 208: Gideon Hambright

Episode 213: Derek Moulds

Episode 216: Colin Ryan

Episode 218: Jack Lewis

May 23
The Baby Comic EP by Patrick Hastie
Recorded April 19th, 2013 at The Public Space One in Iowa City, Iowa.
Download it for free above or click here. Or don’t. I don’t care. I love you.

Recorded April 19th, 2013 at The Public Space One in Iowa City, Iowa.

Download it for free above or click here. Or don’t. I don’t care. I love you.

May 23
This a shirt I designed in college back in 2004.
I did it to be silly. I ordered one and never wore it.
Recently I got an email from cafepress and saw that over the years I have sold 23 shirts. 
Who bought the shirts? I have no idea.
What happened to the money? I have no idea.
Did I lose my virginity in Glenwood, Iowa? I have no idea. Probably.

This a shirt I designed in college back in 2004.

I did it to be silly. I ordered one and never wore it.

Recently I got an email from cafepress and saw that over the years I have sold 23 shirts.

Who bought the shirts? I have no idea.

What happened to the money? I have no idea.

Did I lose my virginity in Glenwood, Iowa? I have no idea. Probably.

May 22

I love this. #JASH

May 22
One time I watched an episode of “The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross” and followed along using MSPaint.
Why, what are you doing in college?

One time I watched an episode of “The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross” and followed along using MSPaint.

Why, what are you doing in college?