Hey @FunnyCostaki you’re gonna be in Des Moines on Nov. 12th, wanna do a comedy podcast that’s 2 blocks from the venue? http://t.co/KUyNH169
Shannen Doherty is getting married for a 3rd time. You know what they say, “Oh my God, Brenda, you got caught shoplifting at the mall?”
Thesis is, this is island land and it is sandy land! #nohashtag
Toll McGrane nailed it. #C4
Photo: @Wondertaint on Ep. 16 of thetolstoimadeshoespodcast. #TMSP http://t.co/Eum6atP5
RT @iamcomicmovie: my pal @PatrickHastie is known as the Keenan Ivory Wayans of Iowa. Which makes me the Mario Van Peebles of Ohio.
Happy Columbus day! Let’s never forget when that space shuttle broke up over Texas. Sad day.
Don”t hate the prayer, hate the game.
"It’s probably just a pimple. Or maybe a bug bite. Don’t even worry about it dude." - Me, to myself, in the shower this morning.
Live! Laugh! Love! Ya’ know what I mean, Bro?
Can you imagine all the electricity that was in the room during a taping of #WildNOut????