Nailed it! RT “@bonbu The Village People were signed with RCA records, destroying my chance to ask them, “Why MCA?” :(“
I just had the Cheese Steak at Pat’s and it was awesome. But I still like the one at Villiage Inn better.” -An Asshole
So apperently “cocktail hour” doesn’t mean shrimp cocktail. Bullshit. What am I supposed to do with all this ketchup?
To the Bamboo Express at the Galleria Mall in York, Pennsylvania… Nice fucking try buttholes. #RoadTrip
Toledo, Ohio - The Gary of the East.
that Mavs/Heat game was crazy! quick question, what team does Whoopi Goldberg coach?
I’m so glad Anthony Weiner finally came clean about Weinergate. Now he can move on and get busy tweeting pictures of his asshole.
I hope Casey Jones took his golfbag full of hockey sticks and Jose Canseco bats with him to Kandahar. #CombatHospital
Clarissa Explains All The King’s Men #SitcomNovels
RT @CrazyCurtPhilly: RT @PatrickHastie: My fav Wrestler will always be Chris Benoit. Not so much for stuff in ring, but for things he di …