Patrick Hastie is a goddamn comedian.

Oct 09
Hey folks, if you live in one of these cities you should totally go see the #BestBudsOfComedy this week!

Hey folks, if you live in one of these cities you should totally go see the #BestBudsOfComedy this week!

Oct 09

Here is a video from a set I did 2 years ago today.

I tell a story about getting a rash and having to go to the doctor for it.

Also someone sent me a shot on stage for the first time. I called it “cancer”.

This feels like a billion years ago! 

Oct 08
Tonight folks!
From the facebook page:

Welcome to the first ever DEVOUR HOUR—yes, FIRST EVER! This makes it historic, guys. Join us to laugh, drink and eat things through your face hole. When this show gets stupidly popular with a line out the door, you can brag to your friends that you were there from the beginning and complain about how much we’ve changed for the worse since then. This month’s super bitchin’ comics include:Gideon HambrightRoss ParsonsKhalid A. RahmaanPatrick Hastie Also, EMPANADAS. There will be empanadas. Doors open at 8pm, show starts at 8:15. See you sweet boys and girls there! DEVOUR HOUR is a brand new, monthly comedy show (with free food) hosted and produced by Kale Bogdanovs, Emily Winter, Frank Nelson and Julia Shiplett. It takes place at an awesome bar your Uncle Neil from Oconomowoc, Wisconsin likes to unwind.

Tonight folks!

From the facebook page:

Welcome to the first ever DEVOUR HOUR—yes, FIRST EVER! This makes it historic, guys. Join us to laugh, drink and eat things through your face hole.

When this show gets stupidly popular with a line out the door, you can brag to your friends that you were there from the beginning and complain about how much we’ve changed for the worse since then.

This month’s super bitchin’ comics include:

Gideon Hambright
Ross Parsons
Khalid A. Rahmaan
Patrick Hastie

Also, EMPANADAS. There will be empanadas.

Doors open at 8pm, show starts at 8:15.
See you sweet boys and girls there!

DEVOUR HOUR is a brand new, monthly comedy show (with free food) hosted and produced by Kale Bogdanovs, Emily Winter, Frank Nelson and Julia Shiplett. It takes place at an awesome bar your Uncle Neil from Oconomowoc, Wisconsin likes to unwind.

Oct 07

Holy fuck! Beast Village is this weekend!

It’s going to be amazing. If you live in Iowa, you better be there.

So many of my friends, some I haven’t seen in a couple years, are going to be there! This festival means so much to me! I swear I’m gonna cry like 10 times over the weekend!

Go to the facebook event page here and go buy your tickets here

Don’t fuck this up!

Oct 05
The shows I’m doing during BEAST VILLAGE COMEDY FESTIVAL in Des Moines Rock City:
OCTOBER 10TH - THE BOMB SHELTER - BEECHWOOD - 7:45PM
OCTOBER 11TH - ARGUMENTS AND GRIEVANCES - CAPES - 2PM
OCTOBER 11TH - BEAST VILLAGE FINALE WITH REAM, HASZ, UMTHUN & SANDFORD - HOB - 10:40PM

The shows I’m doing during BEAST VILLAGE COMEDY FESTIVAL in Des Moines Rock City:

OCTOBER 10TH - THE BOMB SHELTER - BEECHWOOD - 7:45PM

OCTOBER 11TH - ARGUMENTS AND GRIEVANCES - CAPES - 2PM

OCTOBER 11TH - BEAST VILLAGE FINALE WITH REAM, HASZ, UMTHUN & SANDFORD - HOB - 10:40PM

Oct 04

A Facebook ad is trying to get me to buy the dumb t-shirt I made 10 years ago.

As I said in a previous post, I have sold 23 of them, although I don’t know who bought them and I have no clue where the money went.

Oct 01
Hey folks, Green Gravel Comedy Fest is bringing Pete Holmes to Des Moines this Friday for An Evening with Pete Holmes and it’s TOTALLY FUCKING FREE! All you gotta do is click here and get your tickets!

Hey folks, Green Gravel Comedy Fest is bringing Pete Holmes to Des Moines this Friday for An Evening with Pete Holmes and it’s TOTALLY FUCKING FREE! All you gotta do is click here and get your tickets!

Sep 30

kylekinane:

I was drunk in Omaha and talked about an encounter I had with a skunk with a mayonnaise jar stuck on its head. But the reason you SHOULD buy it is Mitch’s rad art and the Slow Death doing their thing all over the flip side.

mitchclem:

Did the album art for a pretty rad split 7”. Joe Dunn did the colors. If this is the type of thing you’re into, you can get the vinyl here or the mp3s here.

Kinane and The Slow Death together? Pretty fucking cool dudes! Go buy this!

Sep 28
A scene I once overheard while shopping at Dollar Tree.

A scene I once overheard while shopping at Dollar Tree.

Sep 27
I am on this cool show Monday at the Pine Box in Brooklyn!
The Pine Box was the first place I did comedy when I moved to NYC.That night a guy brought a Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Award which he won for being on “All That”. So needless to say, the place is VERY close to my heart. It is also VERY close to the L Train at the Morgan Stop! So you should come you fat nasty piece of trash!
From the Facebook Page:










The baddest bitches in these streets are back and baddester than ever! Last month, Abby and Irene gave away their emotional baggage. This month, they’re feeling a little bit better. To celebrate this achievement, we will have:Myka FoxScott NossenAmber NelsonSubhah AgarwalBrendan EyreAnthony P. DeVitoPatrick HastieSue SmithAlso, it’s a week after Irene’s birthday so not coming is like silently saying that you wish she had been miscarried.

I am on this cool show Monday at the Pine Box in Brooklyn!

The Pine Box was the first place I did comedy when I moved to NYC.That night a guy brought a Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Award which he won for being on “All That”. So needless to say, the place is VERY close to my heart. It is also VERY close to the L Train at the Morgan Stop! So you should come you fat nasty piece of trash!

From the Facebook Page:

The baddest bitches in these streets are back and baddester than ever! Last month, Abby and Irene gave away their emotional baggage. This month, they’re feeling a little bit better. To celebrate this achievement, we will have:
Myka Fox
Scott Nossen
Amber Nelson
Subhah Agarwal
Brendan Eyre
Anthony P. DeVito
Patrick Hastie
Sue Smith
Also, it’s a week after Irene’s birthday so not coming is like silently saying that you wish she had been miscarried.