Patrick Hastie is a goddamn comedian.

Mar 15

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I’d post this clip from the EP I put out last year.  It’s about how I think the holiday is shitty.

You can download “The Baby Comic EP” for free here!

Mar 09

Line-up/Tickets for The Very First Green Gravel Comedy Festival →

thecomedybureau:

The heart of Iowa is going to get a pretty great comedy festival come Mar. 28th-30th with The Green Gravel Comedy Festival featuring Jackie Kashian, Ryan Singer, Kevin McDonald, Junior Stopka, and more.

Tickets are on sale now and we suggest that you get them ASAP if you’re planning on going (and you should be if you can).

Pretty fucking awesome dudes!

People in Iowa, March 28th-30th, let’s party!

Mar 07

ourfriendshipisdead:

Episode 3!

Starring Gideon Hambright, Luke Ritter & Patrick Hastie

Written by Patrick

Directed by Gideon

This is the web series I made a few years ago with my friends Gideon and Luke. We had a lot of fun doing it, so I’m going to re-post it one episode at a time for the next 8 weeks. Enjoy it and please tell your mother fucking friends!

Mar 05
Friday at 6:30pm I’m doing a show with Joe Cocozzello and Chris Castelli where we tell jokes to people in an elevator.
I don’t know where it is.
So if you’re wondering, yeah, New York City is going PRETTY GREAT!

Friday at 6:30pm I’m doing a show with Joe Cocozzello and Chris Castelli where we tell jokes to people in an elevator.

I don’t know where it is.

So if you’re wondering, yeah, New York City is going PRETTY GREAT!

Mar 05

There is a thin line between “EAT” & “FAT”. It’s at the bottom of the “E”.

Mar 05
The King of All Media!

The King of All Media!

Mar 05
Jackie Kashian is an amazing comedian. Her new special “This Will Make and Excellent Horcrux” is out now on All Things Comedy. You should go buy it for $5.
Also, don’t miss Jackie, myself and a bunch of other hilarious comedians at the inaugural Green Gravel Comedy Festival in Toledo, Iowa March 28th, 29th and 30th. It’s going to be a great

Jackie Kashian is an amazing comedian. Her new special “This Will Make and Excellent Horcrux” is out now on All Things Comedy. You should go buy it for $5.

Also, don’t miss Jackie, myself and a bunch of other hilarious comedians at the inaugural Green Gravel Comedy Festival in Toledo, Iowa March 28th, 29th and 30th. It’s going to be a great

Feb 28

ourfriendshipisdead:

Episode 2!

Starring Gideon Hambright, Luke Ritter & Patrick Hastie

Written by Luke

Directed by Gideon

This is the web series I made a few years ago with my friends Gideon and Luke. We had a lot of fun doing it, so I’m going to re-post it one episode at a time for the next 8 weeks. Enjoy it and please tell your mother fucking friends!

Feb 27
tmorganjr:

Going on a small Midwest tour in March!
Windy City Invasion will be hitting Des Moines, Lincoln, and Minneapolis March 19-21. Featuring John Eide, Keith Paesal, Chris Damen and myself.
Should be a hell of a time. More info at the links below.
Des Moines: https://www.facebook.com/events/663823440322400/
Lincoln: https://www.facebook.com/events/737282459624470/
Minneapolis: https://www.facebook.com/events/269949043169293/

If you live in Des Moines, Lincoln or Minneapolis you should totally go to one of these shows!
(Also, I saw Gin Blossoms at Knickerbockers in Lincoln in 2002. It was pretty great.)

tmorganjr:

Going on a small Midwest tour in March!

Windy City Invasion will be hitting Des Moines, Lincoln, and Minneapolis March 19-21. Featuring John Eide, Keith Paesal, Chris Damen and myself.

Should be a hell of a time. More info at the links below.

Des Moines: https://www.facebook.com/events/663823440322400/

Lincoln: https://www.facebook.com/events/737282459624470/

Minneapolis: https://www.facebook.com/events/269949043169293/

If you live in Des Moines, Lincoln or Minneapolis you should totally go to one of these shows!

(Also, I saw Gin Blossoms at Knickerbockers in Lincoln in 2002. It was pretty great.)

Feb 26

I went back to the house I grew up in, knocked on the door & asked the owners if I could have a look around. They said yes because they are my parents.