Patrick Hastie is a goddamn comedian.

Jul 10

My Next 6 Days…

Thursday:

  • 8:00am: Wake up.
  • 9:00am: Go to Work.
  • 5:00pm: Get a Haircut.
  • 6:00pm: Take a Nap.
  • 8:00pm: I’m doing “This One Time” Storytelling show at People’s Republic of Brooklyn.
  • 10:00pm: Go to Bed.

Friday:

  • 4:00am: Wake up.
  • 5:00am: Go to LaGuardia.
  • 7:00am: Fly to Cedar Rapids.
  • 11:00am: Land in Cedar Rapids, see my Wife and Dog!
  • 11:30am: Do stuff for my Brother-in-Law’s wedding.

Saturday:

  • All Day: Brother in Law’s wedding.

Sunday:

  • All Day: Hang out with my Wife and my Dog!

Monday:

  • 9:00am: Wake up.
  • 1:00pm: Lunch with friends and family in Iowa City.
  • 3:40pm: Fly back to New York.
  • 9:30pm: Land in New York.
  • 10:30pm: Go to bed.

Tuesday:

  • 8:00am: Wake up.
  • 9:00am: Go to work.
  • 5:00pm: Go to mics.
  • 10:00pm: I’m doing Creek and Cave Live at The Creek and the Cave.
  • 12:00am: Sleep for a million years.
Jul 09
howaboutthatpod:

On the fifth episode of HOW ABOUT THAT PODCAST, we sit down with comedian Tim Unkenholz and talk about his crazy weird puking!



This is a really great episode folks!

howaboutthatpod:

On the fifth episode of HOW ABOUT THAT PODCAST, we sit down with comedian Tim Unkenholz and talk about his crazy weird puking!

This is a really great episode folks!

Jul 08
Hey folks, I’m on this cool storytelling show Thursday at People’s Republic of Brooklyn! Everyone on it is really funny so you should all come!
From the facebook page:

This month’s theme: TERRIBLE ROOMMATES We’ve all had them, now we can talk shit about them. It’ll be therapeutic for everyone! Our storytellers:Anna Drezen Alana EisnerWill CareyCarolyn BergierPatrick Hastie Also, we have a lottery slot called “THE ALOYSIUS SPOT” for anyone who has something to share. To know why it’s called the Aloysius spot, you’ll have to listen to me tell the story… See what I did there!?!? As always the show is TOTALLY 100% FREE!!! 8PM

Hey folks, I’m on this cool storytelling show Thursday at People’s Republic of Brooklyn! Everyone on it is really funny so you should all come!

From the facebook page:

This month’s theme:

TERRIBLE ROOMMATES

We’ve all had them, now we can talk shit about them. It’ll be therapeutic for everyone!

Our storytellers:
Anna Drezen
Alana Eisner
Will Carey
Carolyn Bergier
Patrick Hastie

Also, we have a lottery slot called “THE ALOYSIUS SPOT” for anyone who has something to share.

To know why it’s called the Aloysius spot, you’ll have to listen to me tell the story… See what I did there!?!?

As always the show is TOTALLY 100% FREE!!!

8PM

Jul 06

Pretty good reviews of “The Magic School Bus” holiday episode!

Jul 06
Jul 06

High School is a 4 year period of our life, that we spend the next 50 years having nightmares about.

Jul 06
Jul 06
Jul 06
Jul 05
Just joined a cool new club!

Just joined a cool new club!