Patrick Hastie is a goddamn comedian.

Sep 25

Holy Fuck!!!

Jackknife Comedy at Brooklyn Colony #5 is October 2nd  (one week from today)!

The line-up is rad as fuck:

John Bilancini (@KidRock)

Carolyn Busa (@KidRock)

Lawson Leong (@KidRock)

Jordan Temple (@KidRock)

Seth Cockfield (@KidRock)

Peggy Oh (@KidRock)

Hosted by Gideon Hambright & Patrick Hastie

Tell your friends!
Sep 24
A lot of comics have albums out these days. Most of them are shitty. This one isn’t going to be shitty.
Alex Carter is fucking hilarious. If you’re in Des Moines, go to this tonight! 

A lot of comics have albums out these days. Most of them are shitty. This one isn’t going to be shitty.

Alex Carter is fucking hilarious. If you’re in Des Moines, go to this tonight! 

Sep 22
Hey Owen Straw is a super funny comic and his car just took a shit, so go buy his hilarious album “Down For the Upstroke" so he can get a new one!

Hey Owen Straw is a super funny comic and his car just took a shit, so go buy his hilarious album “Down For the Upstroke" so he can get a new one!

Sep 21

About four years ago I started doing stand up comedy in Des Moines, Iowa.

Des Moines had a small scene, but it was fucking awesome and we all put in work to build it. We would drink together, hang out, fight, produce shows, start podcasts, do horrible road gigs, do shitty contests and we all became friends.

Eventually, some of these comedians (like myself) left Des Moines. We moved to LA or Chicago or New York City.

But the ones who didn’t move kept kicking ass. Now, thanks to them, the first annual Beast Village Comedy Festival is October 10th-11th in Des Moines.

The headliners are Timmy Williams (Whitest Kids U Know), Andy Sandford (Beards of Comedy) and Dave Ross (TERRIFIED Podcast). 

There are a ton of shows over 2 days, so make sure to go the facebook page and plan accordingly.

The full lineup is:

Toll McGrane (Des Moines)
Ryan Solomon (Des Moines)
Dan Umthun (Des Moines)
Alex Carter (Des Moines)
Marc Von Ahnen (Des Moines)
John Eide (Chicago)
Derek Moulds (Chicago)
Tommy Morgan (Chicago)
Brandon Ream (Madison)
Patrick Hastie (New York)
Sireono Sheley (Des Moines)
Ashley Huck (Chicago)
Ben Herman (Chicago)
James Draper (Quad Cities)
Andrew Cline (Quad Cities)
Andy Sell (Denver)
Spencer Loucks (Iowa City)
Dante Powell (Des Moines)
Kristy Hartsgrove Mooers (Iowa City)
Will Frazier (Des Moines)
Justin Bulver (Des Moines)
James Oxblood Oxheart Doyle (Des Moines)
David Melendez (Ames)
Christopher Schlichting (Quad Cities)
Joey Ficken (Ames)
Daniel Frana (Iowa City)
Michael Good (Des Moines)
AJ Grill (Madison)
Byron F. Graham (Denver)
Sam Tallent (Denver)
Joel Fry (Des Moines)
Mark Cellan (Des Moines)
Wes Cozad (Des Moines)
Mike Kitzman (Des Moines)
Jack Comstock (Omaha)
Dusty Stehl (Omaha)
Ryan de la Garza (Omaha)
Mike Perry (Omaha)
Cody Wayne Hurd (Omaha)
Abby Rosenquist (Omaha)
Annie Hildebrand (Omaha)
Bob Gurnett (Omaha)
Zach Reinert (Denver)
Preston Tompkins (Denver) 
Zach Peterson (Chicago)
Kevin White (Chicago) 
Katie McVay (Chicago) 
Ian Douglas Terry (Denver)
Stephanie Hasz (Chicago)
Goodrich Gevaart (Chicago)
Benjamin Broedel (Des Moines)
Dave Losso (Chicago)
Kate Bennett (Des Moines)
Madeleine Russell (Ames)
Kevin Brody (Chicago)
Alice Galloway (Omaha)
Adam Hrabik (Austin)
Brandon Cordes (Omaha)
Rachel Weeks (Des Moines)
David Philips (Chicago)

Sep 20

My 10 Favorite Songs of 2014 So Far!

10. “Red Violins” by Gaslight Anthem

9. “Quieter Today” by Cloud Nothings 

8. “Rock Bottom” by Modern Baseball

7. “Bathroom Stall Hypnosis” by Frontier Ruckus

6. “Children of God” by Andrew Jackson Jihad

5. “I Don’t Wanna Be an Asshole Anymore” by The Menzingers

4. “Spinners” by The Hold Steady

3.  ”Knock Me Over” by Cheap Girls

2. “East End Hollows” by Braid

1. “Transgender Dysphoria Blues” by Against Me

Sep 20

Son: Dad, we gotta talk.
Dad: What’s up?
Son: My girlfriend is Ragu.
Dad: What?
Son: Shit, I mean she’s Prego. Sorry, I always mix those up.

Sep 19
My friend Alex Carter is recording his debut comedy album “Tha Carter VI” next week in Des Moines. You should go!

My friend Alex Carter is recording his debut comedy album “Tha Carter VI” next week in Des Moines. You should go!

Sep 18

Our lives are better left to chance. I could have missed the pain, but I’d have had to miss the dance.

Sep 16
Check it out folks! Jackknife Comedy #5 is right around the corner! From the Facebook Event Page:











Holy shit!It’s the 5th Jackknife Comedy at Brooklyn Colony!The line-up is rad as fuck:John Bilancini (@KidRock)Carolyn Busa (@KidRock)Lawson Leong (@KidRock)Jordan Temple (@KidRock)Seth Cockfield (@KidRock)Peggy Oh (@KidRock)Hosted by Gideon Hambright & Patrick HastieTell your friends!

Check it out folks! Jackknife Comedy #5 is right around the corner! 

From the Facebook Event Page:

Holy shit!

It’s the 5th Jackknife Comedy at Brooklyn Colony!

The line-up is rad as fuck:

John Bilancini (@KidRock)

Carolyn Busa (@KidRock)

Lawson Leong (@KidRock)

Jordan Temple (@KidRock)

Seth Cockfield (@KidRock)

Peggy Oh (@KidRock)

Hosted by Gideon Hambright & Patrick Hastie

Tell your friends!
Sep 16
*Looks at my “One Tree Hill” poster*
*Kisses Sophia Bush*
*Tears it down*
*Hangs up “Chicago PD” poster*
*Smiles at Sophia Bush*
Did you miss me?